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[Last Supper of Raptor Jesus]

Dinosaurs in the bible?!

Hahhh.
Which one is John the Baptist? Poor dude is so girly looking that Dan Brown created his own bullshit lore about it.

[Bye Steve]

Good artistry

This is a very well textured and well lit piece. The subject matter doesn't move me.

While it is good to appreciate some of his deeds in life, I, like some others here, acknowledge that he did some truly evil things. None of you should forget that.

[Portal 2 - Next please!]

Crap, you're right

It also looks like the portal gun IS his arm.

Oh, Wheatley, you treacherous little bugger. He caught my attention.

[I wonder...]

nettles

I use the stinging nettle to massage my teat. It makes the milk come out.

Merol responds:

... it's almost orgasmic...

[John of War]

Marc's famous potato salad

If I were Poseidon, I would have tried to crush him too.

[Fatality]

whoa

Not that I know much about MK, but isn't that Sub Zero's fatality?

Suits Scorpion very well though, I must say.

[DR PHIL CARCRASH CUPCAKE]

It speaks

I couldn't bring myself to eat it... I would only be able to hear the screams of a condescending redneck giving me ill-advised life lessons.

But one less daytime television figure is always nice.