TheFlyingChinchilla's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Salad Fingers Episode 9]

Every time

Every time I watch these, I don't get answers. I get more questions. The answers, I guess, must be the ones we have to make up. It's anyone's guess as to why (s)he gave birth to a giant pill bug. But it seems that this whole universe is the burnt husk left over by the ultimate nuclear war. And perhaps these... things... were once human. I can only guess that (s)he may die of radiation poisoning.

[Captain Ig'nant]

Well said

Yup, the problem is inside the community too, not just from the outside. Must be really sad when your friends and family call you "Uncle Tom" because you want to be a productive and non-violent member of society.

[Warriors of the Portal]

Holy fuck

Autodesk Maya?

This is the stuff that I could only dream of doing. But it's great to have the bar set so high. Always a motivator.

[An Animation Revolution]

You tell em

So that's what this awful shit is.

I recall seeing a couple of these things a little while ago and wondering "what are these ugly-ass Seth-Mcfarlane looking, statuesque, computer-voiced schlubs?"

Didn't take long to figure out that it was a bad thing.

[Leo & Satan IV]

Wrong direction

I loved the artwork, animation, and some of the close ups. You just seem to be phoning it in with the humor now. I mean, really, playing a video game about pedophilia?

It's okay, I know things can go uphill from here.

[Jerry 2]

Nostalgia, and shock

Takes me back to the good old days, in spite of your obvious self-lampooning. But hey, no problem that you don't take yourself seriously. Most of the time, anyway...

But really, no "WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HELL? IT BURNS. WHERE DO THEY GET ALL THIS FIRE?" How disappointing. Seinfeld has to joke about everything.

[I Have Bird]

accurate

Heh, parrot torture is actually a very real issue.
People impulse buy (or in this case he got it for free) because they are colorful and do funny things, then give them a shitty living standard and probably end up neglecting/abandoning them. Just like this guy. Hope our friend the scarlet macaw takes a chunk out of his face :P

But enough about that. This was worth a chuckle. For the bird's vocabulary if anything.
Seeing it yell "Ara" reminds me of some very rude people in my hometown.

[The Northern Incident]

Classic

I do enjoy films that make use of very little dialogue.

This is a true display of your animating and storytelling talents. It also reminds me of an earlier time, when you were a more likable guy...

[Captain Planet Rampage]

A cautionary tale

Well, I believe that the problem we're having is air pollution, not necessarily global warming. But I do like the idea of your more aggressive approach to environmentalism. But I know the main goal is comedy here (...right?).

Also, who would ever put Captain Planet on trial? He's more powerful than any criminal justice system.